The Perfect Scam
There is one aspect in life that no one can truly avoid. If you don’t get it, it can harm you. If you do get it, it sucks all your money. One of the more vile creations of man. Insurance. Everything about insurance is designed to make money for the insurance company. It is not there to help the consumer in any way. The industry may profess that it does do good, that it can protect you from harm (health insurance) or help you recover from an accident (auto insurance) or… No, people. The insurance business was founded by mobsters! They hurt people. Insurance is bad and only ends up hurting people. If you as the consumer is not hurt, then the health provider is hurt. Not physically anymore, but monetarily. Insurance is evil! All that being said, how do I get in on such a lucrative deal?
My brother’s wedding reception is tonight. They are providing ice-skating for everyone. I have never been ice-skating. Hardly anyone in my family has been. I am for sure bringing the video camera. Especially since my little boy has expressed interest in trying it out. He insists that his mom skate with him. 100 to 1 says she falls more than he does!
Just a friendly reminder to everyone. If something special is happening in your life, and you want flowers. You do not inform the person doing it for you 2 days before! Give them at least two weeks! My poor neighbor had a complete meltdown last night because of my brother. My wife had to go over and help her. I didn’t get my wife back until this morning! Sucks for me. I was left completely on my own with two little kids. We had fun, but putting them to bed sucks.
There really wasn’t anything funny about yesterday. Except for my co-worker bringing her sugar-gliders (miniature rats for those who do not know) to work. They barked. In a rather awkward place. I got a kick out of that story. That was funny. But nothing else. Especially that weirdo walking around, trying to be funny, with two cigarettes stuck in his nose. When will he learn, he is not funny? See, I have already learned that he is not funny. I have only known him for a few weeks. He has had MANY years to learn that fact. So other than being unfunny, he is dumb as well.
My brother’s wedding reception is tonight. They are providing ice-skating for everyone. I have never been ice-skating. Hardly anyone in my family has been. I am for sure bringing the video camera. Especially since my little boy has expressed interest in trying it out. He insists that his mom skate with him. 100 to 1 says she falls more than he does!
Just a friendly reminder to everyone. If something special is happening in your life, and you want flowers. You do not inform the person doing it for you 2 days before! Give them at least two weeks! My poor neighbor had a complete meltdown last night because of my brother. My wife had to go over and help her. I didn’t get my wife back until this morning! Sucks for me. I was left completely on my own with two little kids. We had fun, but putting them to bed sucks.
There really wasn’t anything funny about yesterday. Except for my co-worker bringing her sugar-gliders (miniature rats for those who do not know) to work. They barked. In a rather awkward place. I got a kick out of that story. That was funny. But nothing else. Especially that weirdo walking around, trying to be funny, with two cigarettes stuck in his nose. When will he learn, he is not funny? See, I have already learned that he is not funny. I have only known him for a few weeks. He has had MANY years to learn that fact. So other than being unfunny, he is dumb as well.
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