Why the World

Many people, over the years, have questioned why I have this fetish of taking over the world. Why am I bent on world domination. Where is the Pinky to my Brain? It is really quite simple if you were to think about it.

Our world is totally screwed up. The governments are doing a piss poor job of things, and the general public are no better because they let them continue to do so. It is agreed then that the world is screwed up. People fighting each other, musicians are being prosecuted for something that should never have been allowed to even remotely happen in the first place, and all this because of differing opinions. Well, it is my opinion that the world would be a much better place if one person was allowed to have the opinion that really mattered. Me.

Actually, life would continue on, mostly the same as it is now, except there would be no more wars between countries. It would be one giant country. Except for a few minor changes, it will be the same country. First of all, France. The whiney babies that they are, they do not deserve their own country. Besides, their disease might spread. If we want anyone to be whiney babies that can be walked all over, it is our inmates. So, France is no longer a country. Walls will be put up around the country, and all world inmates will be shipped there. All French people will now become prisoners as well, on minimum security because they pose no risk, and will continue to live their lives as they are.

Next on the list, Canada. We are moving the US northern border back up to where we originally wanted it, North of the 49th parallel. I don’t remember where exactly, but I’ll look it up eventually. We are going to then sink the rest of Canada and who ever is on the wrong side, oh well!

By this point, every other potentially warring nation will stop their petty differences, and live the way of life that I dictate. All terrorists will be shot on site. No special war tribunal. Everyone will be allowed to own and carry guns. That is what makes the US so great. Rap and Country music will be gone forever, and anyone who comments or talks to me complaining about that restriction will be kicked off the island and sent to the part of Canada that gets sunk.

As for the other question, where is Pinky? It is really quite simple. There was a lab accident several years ago. I haven’t seen him since. If anyone does see him, please let me know.

NARF!