Stupid Cats

We have two cats. Mad Mardigan (We call him Mardy) and Marie. Mardy is your typical curious cat. We have no problems with him. Marie, I swear is retarded. She constantly pees on our stairs, and yet, continues to use the kitty litter for her number two’s. This started when we had her fixed. We are trying to retrain her using the cage method. This seems to work as long as my wife pays attention when we let Marie out.

Now for the funny. When Marie is let out, Mardy zips right into the cage and refuses to get out until he is good and ready to come out. He LOVES the cage. I don’t know why. He gets in there and starts purring up a storm!

Marie hates me. Which is ok with me, because I don’t like her either. If we got rid of her and kept Mardy, I would be fine with it. The ONLY good thing about Marie (other than looking good because she is a good looking cat) is that she is such a good mouser.

That just isn’t a good enough reason to keep a cat though. Your house smells awful. Yeah I know. This stupid cat over here refuses to use the kitty litter. Well why do you keep her? She is a damn good mouser!

Sorry that just doesn’t fly.

So we are retraining her. If I can retrain (brainwash) a cat, then I surely can do it to people. This is practice for the world domination thing. Brainwashing is an art, not a thing.