Those Darn Kids
I have had a rough past 15 hours. It began last night with my daughter. I was sitting on the couch, reading, when all of a sudden she started screaming. She came running is screaming get it out get it out of my mouth! What? What is in your mouth. A penny get it out! I don’t see a penny. I swallowed it! You what? Can you breathe? Do this! (pant) Can you swallow? Eat this marshmallow!
Now remember, this girl of mine forced us to call poison control 3 times in one week. She is such a pill! Why me? Why must I suffer with this demon child?
This morning my boy was at the dentist. 4 cavities. 4 for his 4 years of age. The poor boy, is SO doped right now! The dentist said he will be out cold until 3 this afternoon. The girl is upset. She wants to play with him. She misses her brother when he isn’t around.
The boy looks like he got in a fight at school, and lost. I hope he isn’t in too bad of a mood when he wakes up. Otherwise I might not be able to participate in the department games tonight. Because if he is in a bad mood, my wife will insist on a break!
Ok, well, I gotsta get back to work now.
Now remember, this girl of mine forced us to call poison control 3 times in one week. She is such a pill! Why me? Why must I suffer with this demon child?
This morning my boy was at the dentist. 4 cavities. 4 for his 4 years of age. The poor boy, is SO doped right now! The dentist said he will be out cold until 3 this afternoon. The girl is upset. She wants to play with him. She misses her brother when he isn’t around.
The boy looks like he got in a fight at school, and lost. I hope he isn’t in too bad of a mood when he wakes up. Otherwise I might not be able to participate in the department games tonight. Because if he is in a bad mood, my wife will insist on a break!
Ok, well, I gotsta get back to work now.
posted by Elvenbane at 10:48 AM
1 Comments:
Yeah, kids and cavities. My little 5 year old over here has 6 cavities!!! Maybe it would help if she would brush her teeth... with toothpaste, and stop eating so much candy! I'm not one to talk though.. When I was in my early teens, I went to the dentist once, and came away having to face the bogus reality that I had 18 cavities. One of which had to have a root canal. Those were the days though... I'm glad they final came out with white fillings instead of filling everything with silver and gold... As cool as it would be having gold teeth though... I saw many Ciganos (I guess you might call them gypsies) in Brazil, and they had all gold teeth. It was really cool! Don't have to worry about cavities, ne? I sometimes wonder... Why didn't God just give us all gold teeth? Then we wouldn't have so many fricking problems. The only down side is that dentists would be out of a job...
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